{"id":522,"date":"2024-05-16T18:53:12","date_gmt":"2024-05-16T18:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/?page_id=522"},"modified":"2024-07-25T12:25:01","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T12:25:01","slug":"short-stories","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/index.php\/short-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Short Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The_Red_Dandelion.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1545\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Red-Dandelion-Canva-Cover.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-540\" style=\"width:346px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Red-Dandelion-Canva-Cover.png 1545w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Red-Dandelion-Canva-Cover-232x300.png 232w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Red-Dandelion-Canva-Cover-791x1024.png 791w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Red-Dandelion-Canva-Cover-768x994.png 768w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Red-Dandelion-Canva-Cover-1187x1536.png 1187w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1545px) 100vw, 1545px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">In 1944 a little girl is transfixed by a pulsating orb of light in the sky that emanates indescribable colors. One hundred years later, she finds out what it is.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<style>.wp-block-kadence-spacer.kt-block-spacer-522_3a7048-f9 .kt-block-spacer{height:60px;}.wp-block-kadence-spacer.kt-block-spacer-522_3a7048-f9 .kt-divider{border-top-width:5px;height:1px;border-top-color:#eee;width:50%;border-top-style:solid;}<\/style>\n<div class=\"wp-block-kadence-spacer aligncenter kt-block-spacer-522_3a7048-f9\"><div class=\"kt-block-spacer kt-block-spacer-halign-center\"><hr class=\"kt-divider\"\/><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n<style>.kb-image522_f71d0d-c6.kb-image-is-ratio-size, .kb-image522_f71d0d-c6 .kb-image-is-ratio-size{max-width:355px;width:100%;}.wp-block-kadence-column > .kt-inside-inner-col > .kb-image522_f71d0d-c6.kb-image-is-ratio-size, .wp-block-kadence-column > .kt-inside-inner-col > .kb-image522_f71d0d-c6 .kb-image-is-ratio-size{align-self:unset;}.kb-image522_f71d0d-c6 figure{max-width:355px;}.kb-image522_f71d0d-c6 .image-is-svg, .kb-image522_f71d0d-c6 .image-is-svg img{width:100%;}.kb-image522_f71d0d-c6 .kb-image-has-overlay:after{opacity:0.3;}<\/style>\n<div class=\"wp-block-kadence-image kb-image522_f71d0d-c6\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/The-Parable-of-the-Pink-Elephant.pdf\" class=\"kb-advanced-image-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"791\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Parable-of-the-Pink-Elephant-cover-picture-791x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"kb-img wp-image-547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Parable-of-the-Pink-Elephant-cover-picture-791x1024.png 791w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Parable-of-the-Pink-Elephant-cover-picture-232x300.png 232w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Parable-of-the-Pink-Elephant-cover-picture-768x994.png 768w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Parable-of-the-Pink-Elephant-cover-picture-1187x1536.png 1187w, https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-Parable-of-the-Pink-Elephant-cover-picture.png 1545w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 791px) 100vw, 791px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>A small island pulverized by a tsunami experiences pandemonium and instability. 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