{"id":60,"date":"2024-02-14T21:03:06","date_gmt":"2024-02-14T21:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2025-01-14T19:36:35","modified_gmt":"2025-01-14T19:36:35","slug":"matt-walsh-releases-what-is-a-woman-part-ii-ive-got-answers-this-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marginallyoffensive.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/14\/matt-walsh-releases-what-is-a-woman-part-ii-ive-got-answers-this-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Matt Walsh releases \u201cWhat is a Woman Part II: I\u2019ve Got Answers this Time\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The question of gender and biological sex has confounded philosophers and citizens for centuries. Even going back to the ancient Babylonians, it\u2019s clear that the paradoxical nature of gender has been at the forefront of humanity\u2019s mind, where excavated stone tablets reveal questions such as \u201cWhat they got in they pants?\u201d Fast forward 4,000 years to modern-day America, where the confusion hasn\u2019t settled, and some even argue it\u2019s at an apex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enter the mind of Matt Walsh, a hard-hitting political commentator specializing in the study of nothing but pans and transsexuality. With an intellectually curious mind, he has the audacity to ask about the differences between \u201csausage sticks\u201d and \u201choney holes.\u201d Even more diabolical and rebellious, he has the intestinal fortitude to ask the granddaddy question of them all: What is a Woman?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

After the phenomenal success of his culturally transformative documentary \u201cWhat Is a Woman?\u201d Matt realized that the titular question still remained unanswered. His upcoming documentary will seek to do the heavy lifting and, once and for all, provide an answer to this confounding quagmire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As Matt explains,
\u201cI really thought the best way to find out what a woman is, was to ask 137 liberal extremist professors, ideologues, and gender-bending doctors the question. Unfortunately, not only did we not receive one single answer, but many of the interviewees seemed confused by the question as well. When I asked one councilman ‘What is a woman?’ he informed me that I wasn\u2019t going to find out\u2026I assume because its conceptually complicated and difficult to pin down the difference between female snatch-box vs male wood-shaft.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He went on:
\u201cBut don\u2019t worry, instead of interviewing more woke activists, socialists, and San Francisco City Council members, I came up with a foolproof plan to provide the answer\u2026by interviewing myself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With a runtime of 192 minutes, viewers can expect a very thorough analysis of the definition of a woman, where Matt asks, then answers his own questions. Replete with genetics, biological references, and hand drawn illustrations, the production team told us they even went as far as to hire CNN\u2019s former medical fact checker to ensure a high level of integrity, and that the documentary used proper medical terminology throughout.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

According to Matt,
\u201cThe first 97 minutes are a deep dive into the holey thing in the genitals. The next 95 minutes is devoted to the curvy things around it. I think after watching this, you\u2019ll be well informed and enlightened.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The future for Matt is not uncertain, as he tells us his next project will be \u201cWhat Is a Man?\u201d in 2024. Matt will follow in 2025 with \u201cWhat is a Man? Part II: Interviews with Myself.\u201d In 2026, Matt will conclude with \u201cWhat is Man? Mostly Answered\u201d in representing the compelling culmination of decades of hard work and phallic studies.<\/p>\n\n\n\nFollow @offendthemargin<\/a>