National Emergency Generator
“It’s been awhile since the last lockdown. Can I borrow your Monkeypox?”
Jordan Peterson Explains Leftists
“Because the more liberal types are incapable of drawing boundaries, they can’t tell to what degree they’ve been invaded by psychopaths.” – Jordan Peterson
Y’all Talk Noise
Long after the extinction of the human race, aliens find one last meaningful remnant of human communication.
Gavin Newsom Explains
“The bad news is that California lost $20,000,000,000 in homeless funding. We have no idea where it went. The good news is I found my hair gel and platinum cuff links.”
Company Producing Bird Flu Vaccines that Prevent Death, will Bundle in Dinosaur Repellent that Prevents Dinosaur Sightings
Spurred to do better than the ineffective Covid-19 vaccines that were tested on 8 rats over two weeks, clinicians increased to 9 rats and added a mouse, instantly instilling consumer confidence.