Matt Walsh releases “What is a Woman Part II: I’ve Got Answers this Time”
Gender is hard. Delve into the brain of Matt Walsh as he ponders the difference between “pants tents” and “minge muffs.”
The question of gender and biological sex has confounded philosophers and citizens for centuries. Even going back to the ancient Babylonians, it’s clear that the paradoxical nature of gender has been at the forefront of humanity’s mind, where excavated stone tablets reveal questions such as “What they got in they pants?” Fast forward 4,000 years to modern-day America, where the confusion hasn’t settled, and some even argue it’s at an apex.
Enter the mind of Matt Walsh, a hard-hitting political commentator specializing in the study of nothing but pans and transsexuality. With an intellectually curious mind, he has the audacity to ask about the differences between “sausage sticks” and “honey holes.” Even more diabolical and rebellious, he has the intestinal fortitude to ask the granddaddy question of them all: What is a Woman?
After the phenomenal success of his culturally transformative documentary “What Is a Woman?” Matt realized that the titular question still remained unanswered. His upcoming documentary will seek to do the heavy lifting and, once and for all, provide an answer to this confounding quagmire.
As Matt explains,
“I really thought the best way to find out what a woman is, was to ask 137 liberal extremist professors, ideologues, and gender-bending doctors the question. Unfortunately, not only did we not receive one single answer, but many of the interviewees seemed confused by the question as well. When I asked one councilman ‘What is a woman?’ he informed me that I wasn’t going to find out…I assume because its conceptually complicated and difficult to pin down the difference between female snatch-box vs male wood-shaft.”
He went on:
“But don’t worry, instead of interviewing more woke activists, socialists, and San Francisco City Council members, I came up with a foolproof plan to provide the answer…by interviewing myself.”
With a runtime of 192 minutes, viewers can expect a very thorough analysis of the definition of a woman, where Matt asks, then answers his own questions. Replete with genetics, biological references, and hand drawn illustrations, the production team told us they even went as far as to hire CNN’s former medical fact checker to ensure a high level of integrity, and that the documentary used proper medical terminology throughout.
According to Matt,
“The first 97 minutes are a deep dive into the holey thing in the genitals. The next 95 minutes is devoted to the curvy things around it. I think after watching this, you’ll be well informed and enlightened.”
The future for Matt is not uncertain, as he tells us his next project will be “What Is a Man?” in 2024. Matt will follow in 2025 with “What is a Man? Part II: Interviews with Myself.” In 2026, Matt will conclude with “What is Man? Mostly Answered” in representing the compelling culmination of decades of hard work and phallic studies.
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