Kellogg’s CEO Gleeful with Delight while Instructing Americans to Eat Cereal for Dinner to Avoid Abject Poverty

Kellogg’s CEO Gleeful with Delight while Instructing Americans to Eat Cereal for Dinner to Avoid Abject Poverty

“And may I remind you, our new Marshmallow-Only Luckier Charms is slightly healthier than our Throat-Clogger Uppers, which consist exclusively of industrial waste products and soy lecithin.”